im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
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May 12, 2012
80 years from now;
- Me: //falls//
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
- Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
- Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
- Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
- Me: YOLO
April 24, 2012
Top 20 Cory and Shawn Moments (in no particular order)
“I’m not afraid to make a commitment. I’ve been with Cory for 15 years.” → I Love You Donna Karan
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